Yup, my first post after “tying the knot” is likely to land me on the couch by new wife. During a neverending search for the ultimate bachelor party — which ended up at a martini-soaked karaoke bar in the middle of a cattle ranch — my friend happened to come across the PoleRiders blog and couldn’t resist showing me. “Hey Wick. Someone managed to combine your two favorite things in life!”

The brilliantly named PoleRider is a bicycle rickshaw with a fully functioning stripper pole in the back. Yes, mom, that’s what that expensive engineering degree is going towards: keeping strippers balanced on the back of a bike. Not likely to be the cultural highlight of your trip to NYC, you can rent the stripcycle by the hour complete with pole-dancing hottie for $300 for the first hour, $200 each additional. Forget going out, let the strip club come to you!

After all these years, peanut butter and jelly finally has some competition.

Posted on July 14, 2010 by Jon Wick